Tuesday is my seventh favorite day of the week. This morning I found myself in desperate need of
an egg roll, a hair brush, and a clue something to do so I decided to answer the questions posed in Vanity Fair's monthly interview section featured on the last page of each issue. If you ever feel like you're going to face plant onto your keyboard need an introspective activity to partake in I suggest you answer these questions yourself (if for no other reason than to help me feel less self-indulgent.) So, without further ado, lets get sharted, okay? OK.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
I am not sufficiently educated to say.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?Not sure if these constitute traits but fuckit: It bugs me when someone repeatedly pokes my arm when trying to get my attention. Overuse of LOL is another big one as is the use of the word “Lady!” amongst girls aged 22-35. (Seriously, stop it Lady!) I also really hate when people (who aren't your siblings) are telling a story involving their parents and begin it by saying something like "Mom made the best pancakes this morning." Or "Dad took me out on the boat." Your dad or my dad? Not sure why that irks me so much but it doez.
Which living person do you most admire?
My walk up
Powell Street to Walgreens during my lunch break to fetch a fresh bag of Haribo Gummi Bears. Also, my journey home in an uber after a long night at Balboa. God bless those poor souls drivers who must listen to my Ace Ventura and Friday impressions in an enclosed space for 6 minutes.
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