First and foremost I'd like
I have been exponentially better at
Anyway. I've been experiencing major writer's block lately so today I've decided to share a compilation of random events that've occurred in the last few months:
April Fool's Day fell on a Saturday this year which kind of sucked as there's nothing better than pulling pranks in the office. I managed to carry on my tradition of duping an unsuspecting coworker via text which was oddly satisfying - I also duped a close friend who sadly, I'm not sure really knows me at all. Have a look:
I spotted a woman walk of shaming barefoot in FiDi which was next level savage. I didn't judge, I've been there - just not in the most densely populated part of a metropolis. Get yourself checked for Hep C, my friend! Again, no judgments, this comes from a place of
relief that things could be way worse for me love.
WHY DID RICHARD SIMMONS BECOME A RECLUSE. I'm completely transfixed by this after staying up until 3am on a school night listening to the Missing Richard Simmons podcast. You gotta listen.
I went home to Virginia to see my parents which was awesome - I got to see my dogs too, and dig through old family photos only to come across this gem - ahhh family is
|nothing - truly, nothing has changed. my favorite is my mom yelling at my brother for flipping the bird.|
After some back and forth I decided last weekend I wanted to be on a Bravo reality show that I'd tried out for a few months back. I was ready to put my John Hand-cock on a contract only to be informed by the producer that show was being filmed in NYC, not SF. Talk about blue balls - I even sent the below screenshot to all of my friends and family. It was probably for the breast AND THIS WHOLE BULLET POINT FEELS LIKE A HUMBLEBRAG, BUT YOU WOULD TELL EVERYONE TOO!! Sorry for yelling and for projecting... :(
My nephew got to hang with his idol, RuPaul on Saturday which reignited my adoration for him and his resolve to be exactly who he is. I'm referring to RuPaul, fyi. Just kidding.
FIN IS KING
I started a podcast! You can listen here! It'll make you feel better about your life, promise.
Hmmm... that's all I have. Happy